EX-CORPORAL 3449600  RICHARD PATTERSON
1/8TH Bn. THE LANCASHIRE FUSILIERS

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L/F's Killed at kohima

STORIES
"Early 1930's Jam Jars"
"Basher Bailey"
"TOJO 1943"
"1933 My Dads Funeral"
"Nearly my last brew"
"Mopping Up"
"The Brigadier"
"Ponies"
"George Glover"
"The Pipe"
"John Murray"
"George an' Charlie"
"The Chiropodist"
"Arrival at Jorhat" "IT'S A MUGS GAME"

Photo's of Japanese solders found at Kohima


NEARLY MY LAST BREW


"THAT last cup of tea will be the death of you," my mother used to say in the pre-war days when I was late for work.

Well, at Kohima with the 8th (Salford) Battalion of the Lancashire Fusiliers, there were a couple of occasions when her words almost came true.

We had just reached the top of a hill, (5,120 feet above sea-level; they call them mountains here) and were exhausted, when the Platoon Sergeant said, "Dig in." A couple of dirty words passed through my mind in reply as I prepared my Tommy Cooker and mess-tin for a brew.

The Sergeant (McMillan) strode across and with a hefty swing, booted my brewing tackle into the bush. "Were digging in," he said, throwing me a pick.

The trenches were only half dug when the first Jap shells landed on the position, smack on top of the hill. As I clawed my fingers further into the shaly ground, I sheepishly muttered my apologies.

Not long afterwards on the same hill, the second occasion put me more in a state of confusion.

A section of us (about) seven men if you were lucky, in those days) were in a forward look-out post and had spent the night there without incident.
Peering through the dug-out slit at dawn, I saw some fellows queuing and one ladling from a dixie, a couple of hundred yards to our right front.

Reaching for my mess-tin I said to the section corporal (Eric Butlin) who was chewing on the end of a matchstick whilst scanning with his field-glasses, "The Indians have brewed, I'm going for a cuppa."

He nudged me in silence and handed over his glasses.

The sight nearly choked me. I was gazing in disbelief at Japs as tall as Sikhs. I couldn't even swallow spit.

Contrary to what the actors and producers would have people believe, life was pretty miserable. It wasn't too uncommon to come across a fellow sat crying to himself.

The night before an attack or prior to setting off on patrol there was none of the jocularity seen on the screen. Everyone went quiet, I remember. Nobody had anything to say, not the comics. The chatterboxes like me, or the practical jokers. Most of the words spoken were orders.

Our subsequent advance into Burma was a cakewalk compared to Kohima.


© COPYRIGHT RICHARD PATERSON 2001

Read extracts from a collection of short stories from Kohima which can be obtained on CD shortly.


TALES FROM KOHIMA
"Ponies"